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Peeing on a Stick: Getting Answers to Life’s Biggest Questions Using the Dipstick Method. Some of my biggest life changing moments were confirmed with a pregnancy test. Whether it was yes or no, pink or blue, negative or positive, I got an answer that was 99% accurate and all I had to do was sprinkle […]
Much to My Dismay I Didn’t Grow Up to Be a Carrot-Topped Tatterdemalion. My childhood idols were Anne of Green Gables for her passion and intelligence, Punky Brewster for her fashion sense and fearlessness, Little Orphan Annie for her free spirit and spunk, and Pippi Longstocking for her creative storytelling and totally cool shoulder monkey. I guess […]
Pork on Occasion I hate small pieces of curvy wood, it reminds me of worms. I have always been afraid of getting worms, that is why I never eat pork. Well, maybe if its barbecued or bacon tasting. There is an old man with a spider vein nose, he looks at me […]
What do you mean that was a bad parking job? No way! Parking is easy, I can totally do this, sort of. I just need to get the right angle and, wait… no let me try again. If I could pull in this way and… oops no, that’s not right either. Never mind, that will […]
Ugh, my kitchen stinks! I cannot seem to find what it was or where it was coming from. I mean come on, I know I’m not a clean freak but I’d like to think we don’t have dead cat carcasses stuck underneath the laundry pile somewhere, although that would explain Diddy’s allergies. Having kids means […]