Food for Thought
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Funny parenting tips in a nutshell… Jallas: “MOM! Where is my back pack?” (Watching TV) Me: “Hummm, closet?” Jallas: “MOOOM, where’s my… uh…” (Continues watching TV intently) Me: “Dude. Closet. Look there.” Jallas: “Mom, I need my backpack for school! It’s got my homework in the place thingy, and a paper for you to sign […]
Grudging Pancake Eaters do it Forkless “He took the fork out of my hand and stuck it down his pants. What is up with all the annoying kids these days?” The other morning my husband and I had this wild idea that we should take the kids to eat breakfast at IHOP. We don’t normally go […]
They Say: Never Trust Anything that Bleeds for Five Days and Doesn’t Die. And without further ado here is a dramatic visual interpretation of my day. I hope you enjoy it, or don’t, your choice. I know I didn’t. Well, didn’t enjoy today that is. I did enjoy creating my hysterical story though. Anyway, this title is […]
My Right Brain has Nothing Left but My Left Brain has Nothing Right. Whoa, Things Just got Deep… Left: “It’s time to get out of the shower.” Right: “No way, we just got in! Left: “That was twenty minutes ago, it is time to get out now.” Right: “Oooo look at the pretty bubbles, […]
Holy Embarrassing… How I Accidentally Spanked and Pantsed Myself Myself at Church! The following is a true story, some might find it a little unbelievable but those who know me will agree my embarrassing stories sometimes come in streaks. “One day you will laugh at this” is what my loving DH said to me while I […]